I love it!
You had me at "hey, girl!"
He can unstick my space bar any time.
You are absolutely killing me with these. Tears in the eyes!!
Thank you girls! This one was taken from real-life experience (not the Gerard in my bed part, but the beads in bed part) While I was in the shower, seed beads were washing off me.... at that point this popped into my head. It's one of my favorites! :)